Okay, So this was a random 2 and a half hour bitch fight. I know. Harsh. But Fucking Comical never the less. xD

So well.. This went from 4:30 am until 7:00 am my time. (CANADA!) So basically.. I was tired.. And I didn't sleep that night. But thats just how competitive I get. (Might want to keep that in mind. js.) So well.. ya. You don't have to read the whole thing.. It's LOONNGGG! xD But there is some really hilarious parts that made me and my friends crack right up. xD

ENJOY! :D


Win? I THINK SO! :D





nk6234:
i love this cat
its adorable!!!!!!!!!
hello?
kaydacake:
meow. meow meow.
nk6234:
hey
kaydacake:
meow. 
shit! 
Here come the claws! 
bgowabiolnfesnb
MEOW!
nk6234:
uhm can i help you?
kaydacake:
MEOW! 
GET THE NAIL CLIPPERS!
MEOWW!!!
THEY HURT!
DAMN CLAWS!
bagieskjbfg
DAMN THEM! ALWAYS GETTING STUCK IN THE KEYS!
nk6234:
LMAO
kaydacake:
MEOW! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! TRYING TO STEAL MY PUDDING! FUCK! NO! MEOW!
nk6234:
i will get you more of it
happy
kaydacake:
meow! NO TOUCHY THE PUDDING! meow.
nk6234:
ok chillax
kaydacake:
meow. NOT UNTIL I KNOW THE PUDDING IS SAFE! meow.
nk6234:
it is
i kept it aside
it is all yours kitty
kaydacake:
Meow, Fucking Right Biatch. Meow..
nk6234:
who did you say that to?
kaydacake:
Meow. You. Duh. Meow.
nk6234:
no i mean why did you say that?
kaydacake:
Meow. YOU BEST STAY AWAY FROM MY PUDDING! meow.
nk6234:
ughhhh kayda???????????????
kaydacake:
Meow. Kitty to you. Meow.
nk6234:
ughhhh(sigh)
dude i am not teasing you but now i will
and you will see i am more irritating
kaydacake:
Meow. What the fuck? Meow.
Meow. Bring it Barbie! Meow.
nk6234:
oh no chic you have said it
kaydacake:
Meow. KITTY! IM A KITTY! Meow.
nk6234:
Meow. KITTY! IM A KITTY! Meow.
kaydacake:
meow. HOA! FUCK! NO! YOU CANNOT JUST GO STEALING MY WORDS! meow.
nk6234:
meow. HOA! FUCK! NO! YOU CAN NOT JUST GO STEALING MY WORDS! meow.
kaydacake:
Meow. IMMA PUDDING STEALING WHORE! Meow.
nk6234:
Meow. IMMA PUDDING STEALING WHORE! Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow. HA! YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF A WHORE! meow.
nk6234:
HAHA YOU LIKE IT
U MESS WITH THE GOD DAMN BULL YOU GET THE HORNS
kaydacake:
Meow. like what? Meow.
Meow. And What The Pudding Stain are you trying to say? <eow.
nk6234:
Meow. like what? Meow.
imma sayin that u like the way i tease
kaydacake:
Meow. Okay there. Come back down off your high horse there Miss Preschooler. Meow.
nk6234:
Meow. Okay there. Come back down off your high horse there Miss Preschoooler.
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow. What, All out of comebacks? Meow.
nk6234:
Meow. What, All out of comebacks? Meow.
forgot to tell you that you will beg me to stop
kaydacake:
Meow. Alright there. I have ALL night, Meow.
nk6234:
u want me to stop???
kaydacake:
Meow. Thats up to you. Im not backing down.(: Meow.
nk6234:
neither am i
in your face!!!!!!!!!
kaydacake:
Meow. Good, lets see where this takes us, Meow
nk6234:
Meow. Good, lets see where this takes us,
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow. Geez, I love it when childish emo preschoolers start stalking me, and repeating everything I say,(: Meow.
nk6234:
mind that i am in 10th grade
and thats not copying but its teasing someone to death
kaydacake:
Meow. Wow. Someone must have felt bad for you. And Pfft, Im still living? Meow.
nk6234:
no but its not over
kaydacake:
Meow. I never said it was.(: Give me the best you've got! Meow.
nk6234:
and what do u mean someone must have felt bad for me
oh yeah sure i will
i am an expert at this
kaydacake:
Meow. You'll understand someday darlin, Meow.
nk6234:
btw have you heard "i need a doctor"
kay hun
kaydacake:
Meow. Sure you are.. And nope, can't say I have. Meow.
nk6234:
really you havent
?
kaydacake:
Meow. Nope. Call me an idiot. But nope. Meow
nk6234:
i wont
i am not that rude
then check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrUVvn8mjcg
kaydacake:
Meow. Alright, And naw.. Im good. We're kind of in the middle of something, wouldnt want to spoil it with a silly little video.(: Meow.
nk6234:
sure but check it out later
kaydacake:
Meow. Maybe.. Meow.
nk6234:
your choice
but i am shocked
kaydacake:
Meow. If I didn't know better.. I'd say you've given up? Meow.
nk6234:
no
not at all
never
just wanted to see is it just me who has heard it
kaydacake:
Meow. Alright, and yup, I'd bet five bucks your the only one whos saw it *Rolls eyes* Meow.
nk6234:
no its not me
kaydacake:
Meow. What are you going on about now!?! Meow.
nk6234:
i just asked another friend and she was like yes she has
kaydacake:
Meow. GOOD FOR YOUR FUCKING FRIEND! Meow.
nk6234:
Meow. What are you going on about now!?! Meow
kaydacake:
Meow. Holy Shit that again! Bring it Darlin Meow.
nk6234:
Meow. GOOD FOR YOUR FUCKING FRIEND! Meow
Meow. Holy Shit that again! Bring it Darlin
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow. CHOCOLATE PUDDING CAN ROT IN HELL! Meow.
nk6234:
Meow. CHOCOLATE PUDDING CAN ROT IN HELL! Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow. dude. I thought you said you were in grade 10? Meow
nk6234:
I DID
kaydacake:
Meow. Then why does it say on your profile your 14? Meow.
nk6234:
BECAUSE I JOINED EARLY
THERE ARE ALSO GIRLS OF 13 IN OUR CLASS
kaydacake:
Meow.. Soo.. You started school when you were 2? Meow
nk6234:
UHM YEAH
kaydacake:
Meow. Wow. One smart newborn you must've been. Did you just walk right out of your damn mother? Meow,
nk6234:
NO
BUT YEAH I HAVE BEEN SMART
I GOT 99 IN MATHS EXAM
kaydacake:
Meow. Wow. So you just progressed faster than Albert Einstein Eh? meow.
nk6234:
MAYBE
no seriously
i am good in studies
kaydacake:
Meow. Wow. So, can you perhaps make me a time machine. I'd love to go back an hour and knock myself out prior to you signing on. Meow.
nk6234:
even Albert cant make a time machine
cause you just cant bend time and then take it back
kaydacake:
Meow. But you just said you progressed faster than him.. Implying you were smarter than him.. So im sure you'll be able to figure it ouut in a jiffy,(: Meow.
nk6234:
do you read bible?
or any other info about stuff like that?
kaydacake:
Meow Some of it.. Why? Meow.
nk6234:
because it is written there and everywhere that time can not be reversed
dont mind but read some verses from the holy quran and youll find out what i mean
kaydacake:
Meow. It also says Jesus walked on water. AND That Mary was a virgin, BUT we ALL KNOW Mary was the towns Whore, AND Jesus is just some old whacked chris angel..
nk6234:
sweet heart have you ever read it carefully
i know jesus walked on water and mary was a virgin
its true
kaydacake:
Meow. I go to a Catholic school. I'd fail if I didn;t Meow.
nk6234:
i have read it as well
kaydacake:
Meow. And OH! Im sorry! I didnt know you were alive BCE, meow.
nk6234:
good cause i think every one shud know about it cause there will be a time you will be questioned about it
HEY TEMME ONE THING WITHUT YELLING OR ANYHING
kaydacake:
Meow. Thats wonderful. I dont believe in the Catholic Religion, So if anyone wants to ask MY opinion on said religion, Id be MORE THAN WILLING to let them know, ITS ALL FICTIONAL PIECES OF SHIT! (: Meow.
nk6234:
ARE YOU AGAINST PAKISTANIS
kaydacake:
Meow. No. Pakistans are great, Im not racist? Meow.
nk6234:
GOOD TO KNOW
I HATE RACIST?
AND DO U THINK WHERE YOU LIVE PEOPLE HATE US PAKISTANIS?
kaydacake:
Meow. Thanks for letting me know. And I'm not sure, Im Canadian, People here think everything is a joke! xD Meow.
nk6234:
i mean do u believe we are terrorists?
kaydacake:
Meow. No. But I'm beginning to think you're trying to start world war three here.,, (: Meow.
nk6234:
no
i hate fighting
especially with innocent people
and i hate what happens over here
i hate bloodshed
kaydacake:
Meow. Well. Its a good thing were on other sides of the planet then, because I have a feeling this might have gotten a tad psychical by now! xD meow.
nk6234:
yeah it is very good
kaydacake:
Meow. You must be thrilled.. Meow.
nk6234:
about war oh no i am not that kinda person
and btw i hate my president
i hate my government
i want a better one
kaydacake:
Meow. If you hate them so much, Why dont you add them on facebook, then you can chat it up with them all night long, Im sure they'd ship you out of the country before dawn,(: Meow.
nk6234:
i wud love to go out of pakistan
but i dont think i wud fine people more sweeter and welcoming
my dad is also in the government and he is not like this he wont lemme use his power
kaydacake:
Meow. You shoud go to Alaska, I hear they dont have good internet there, Meow.
nk6234:
and why do u want me there?
kaydacake:
Meow. No reason in particular.. Meow.
nk6234:
do u think people in your place are welcoming?
and sweet
kaydacake:
Meow. No. Were all bitches. Just please dont come to my place,. Im begging you. Meow.
nk6234:
i wont
i dont even want to
i feel like going to sydney
and i probably wud go
kaydacake:
Meow. Sydney is boring, too many kangaroos, But guess where theres no kangaroos? ALASKA! (: Meow.
nk6234:
and i am also thinking of Bradford
kaydacake:
Meow.Bradford sucks.. Move to Alaska. Meow.
Meow. YAY ALASKA!  Meow.
nk6234:
why the hell you want me to go to Alaska?
kaydacake:
Meow. * Scratches behind ear* NO REASON! JUST PACK YOU TWILIGHT OBSESSION UP AND GO! I hear Rob likes to spend his summers there! Itd be like paradise for you!  Meow.
nk6234:
ughhhh i hate robert pattison
and i dont like twilight that much it is too lovy duvy
kaydacake:
Meow.. REALLY?! Your about me directly states Well taylor lautner and rob pattinson are my fav actors, AND my fav author is stphenie meyer AND twilight saga favourite movie and novel. just saying. Meow.
nk6234:
taylor lautner is my fav most fav actor i wont like to hear one fucking word about him
i cant write all my fav books right
i meant that i like movie and book
and they are one of my fav but not most favourite
my most favourite movie is final destination
and book is no greater love
kaydacake:
Meow. You just said you didnt like them that much.. Someones clearly lying.. And really..? how does the third final destination start?(: Meow.
nk6234:
i dont like people who dont even wash their goddanm hair and i have had fights with people why dont you go to my previous msgs and see how much HATE STUFF i have written about rob
kaydacake:
Meow. Wow there. Are you talking about me or rob? Because 1) Im sure we both wash our hair. and 2) Rob wouldnt ever dare wreck a nail in a fight. Meow.
nk6234:
obviously rob
kaydacake:
Meow. Alright, then all your comebacks are flawed.. Meow.
nk6234:
and forgo to say he doesnt even brush his hair
kaydacake:
Meow. Im sure he does. That or he hires people to do it.. either way.. Meow.
nk6234:
hey sorry to cut you off but did you just notice one thing
kaydacake:
Meow. Nope. What thing? Meow.
nk6234:
that we started off talking about my song and ended up on rob
kaydacake:
Meow. Funny how that works out eh? Meow.
nk6234:
i know it happens to me alot and i cant believe you did not notice that
i know it happens to me alot and i cant believe you did not notice that
kaydacake:
Meow. hey do you realize you've completely avoided my question? (: Meow.
nk6234:
which one?
repeat it
kaydacake:
Meow.How does the third final destination start? Meow.
nk6234:
there is no third one
kaydacake:
Meow. Yes there is. Meow.
nk6234:
then my mum would have not get me
cause it affects me alot
i really wanna see it
wait i will download it
but i guess my mum wont e happy with that
kaydacake:
Meow. Isnt that illegal? Meow.
nk6234:
i hate it
what?
kaydacake:
Meow. Downloads? Meow.
nk6234:
i dont know
kaydacake:
Meow. smart one.. Meow.
nk6234:
or maybe i will just give my mum puppy dog faces
kaydacake:
Meow. you do that.. Meow.
nk6234:
it usually works
kaydacake:
Meow. Hey do they have good weed in Pakistan? Meow.
nk6234:
when i really want permission for something
yes, no, maybe, idk
why
?
kaydacake:
Meow. Just Wondering. Meow.
nk6234:
oh
i dont really know
cause i am not interested in stuff like this
but i think they do
i am not sure
kaydacake:
Meow. Is it cheap there? Meow.
nk6234:
lemme guess
i dont really know cause i never bought them
kaydacake:
Meow. Brilliant Guess Genius! Meow.
nk6234:
why wud you say that?
kaydacake:
Meow. Because you have shit all for brains! Meow.
nk6234:
uhm excuse me?
kaydacake:
Meow. YOU! HAVE! SHIT! ALL! FOR! BRAINS! (: Meow.
nk6234:
and why the hell wud you say that?
kaydacake:
Meow. Just testing the waters, Finding your weak spot. I think I found it! (: Meow.
SHIT FOR BRAINS! SHIT FOR BRAINS!
nk6234:
hahaha NO
that is not my weak point
i thought you would know that but oh wait you are not smart enough to guess
ha
kaydacake:
Meow. Alrigght, I guess.. I'm just a stupid little grade niner eh? (: Meow.
nk6234:
in your face!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe
who knows
kaydacake:
Meow. Hmm.. My face feels the same.. Meow.
nk6234:
hey i think you have lost it i will help you but wait i cant cause it is tooo small or maybe you never had one
and by that i mean YOUR BRAIN
kaydacake:
Meow. Guess not.. And it's cool, I'd rather have none then have yours.. just saying. Meow.
Meow..
nk6234:
youre saying as if i am pleading you to take mine
Meow..
u reminded me
kaydacake:
Meow. Well thank the heavens your not.. And oh lord.. what now? Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.Well thank the heavens your not..
And oh lord..what now? Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow. Glad to see your still the same immature bitch,(: Meow.
nk6234:
Meow. Glad to see your still the same immature bitch,(: Meow.
notice one thing i mimic every single word
kaydacake:
Meow.Oh don't worry, I noticed.. Its hard not to.. you know.. considering this is like this HUNDREDTH time you've done it.. *Rolls Eyes* Meow.
nk6234:
admit it kayda
that you are annoyed
kaydacake:
Meow.. I WAS ANNOYED AN HOUR AGO! THIS IS ME FLAT OUT MURDEROUS! DOESNT MEAN IM GIVING UP! Meow.
nk6234:
oh i thought you were
cause i think you are not good at annoying cause i am so not annoyed
kaydacake:
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow.
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow.
kaydacake:
Meow.
nk6234:
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow
nk6234:
Meow
kaydacake:
Moew
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
Meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
Meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
Meow
nk6234:
meo
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
meow
meow
meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
meow
meow
meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
meow
meow
nk6234:
meow
meow
kaydacake:
meow
nk6234:
meaw
kaydacake:
BITCH YOU AINT NO CAT!
Meow
Meow
Meow
nk6234:
BITCH YOU AINT NO CAT!
meow
meow
meow
kaydacake:
Meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
Mmmeow
meow
meow
nk6234:
meow
kaydacake:
HISS!
HISSSSSS!!
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
HISSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
nk6234:
his
kaydacake:
HISSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSS
nk6234:
hisssssss
hisssssss
kaydacake:
HISSSSS
hisssssssssssss
hisssssssssssss
nk6234:
hissssss
kaydacake:
hissssssssssss
hisssssssssss
hisssssssssss
nk6234:
hissssssssssss
kaydacake:
hissssssssssss
nk6234:
hisssssssssssss
kaydacake:
hisssssssssssssssssss
nk6234:
hisssssssss
kaydacake:
hisssssssssssss
nk6234:
hissssssssssssssssss
hissssssssssssssssssss
kaydacake:
hissssssssssss
hisssssssssssss
hisssssssssss
nk6234:
hisssssssssssss
kaydacake:
hisssssssssssssss
nk6234:
hisssssssss
hisssssssss
hisssssssssssssss
kaydacake:
The only type of cat youll ever be is a COPY CAT!
hisssssssssssssss
hissssssssssssss
hisssssssssssssss
hisssssssssssss
nk6234:
hissssssssssssss
hisssssssssssssss
hisssssssssssssss
hissssssssssssss
i dont even wanna be a cat
kaydacake:
TOO BAD! YOUR A COPY CAT!
nk6234:
i wanna be a bitch and iritate you
kaydacake:
Well, js. it isnt working..
Im enjoying this actually..
HISSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
nk6234:
SURE IT ISNT
kaydacake:
HISSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSS
nk6234:
HISSSSSSSS
kaydacake:
(:
nk6234:
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
kaydacake:
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSSS
HISS
rawr.
nk6234:
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
kaydacake:
rawr.
HISSSSSSSS
nk6234:
RAWR
kaydacake:
HISSSSSSSSSS
Grr!
nk6234:
HIS
HISSSSSSSSSSS
kaydacake:
BITCH!
nk6234:
HISSSSS
kaydacake:
HOE!
nk6234:
GRR
HISSSSSSSSSS
HOE
kaydacake:
CHOCOLATE PUDDING!
nk6234:
BITCH
CHOCOLATE PUDDING!
kaydacake:
Hell no.. -.- Every one knows.. I'm vanilla pudding.. just. no.
nk6234:
Hell no..-.-Every one knows..I'm vanilla pudding..just. no.
kaydacake:
Hahah, dont even try.. you'll always be worthless chocolate pudding. (:
nk6234:
Hahah,dont even try..you'll always be worthless chocolate pudding. (:
kaydacake:
Baha, i love how immature you are.. I mean.. what grade was it that we gave up on the "Coping game?" 2, 3?
nk6234:
Baha, i love how immature you are.. I mean.. what grade was it that we gave up on the "coping game?" 2,3?
and btw BITCH i never said that you are not vanilla pudding i am just annoying you how hard is that?
kaydacake:
Bahaha, no, but you said i was chocolate pudding.. but im not.. im vanilla, always have been, always will be,(:
nk6234:
i was mimicking if you know what it means
kaydacake:
so basically coping.. xD
nk6234:
you can say but actually teasing
hey listen help me in one thing?
kaydacake:
bahahha alright, maybe if i was 5, xD
nk6234:
so have you used Ipod touch 3g
kaydacake:
Pfft, my brother has the iPod touch 4 and i have an iPhone.. thos is Canada.. xD
nk6234:
yeah so actually i cant put the songs in it
what shud i do
i have tried everything which came in my mind
kaydacake:
You cant get your songs on your iPod?
nk6234:
yeah
cant
kaydacake:
Why would I help you.. I'm not your damn tech support..?
nk6234:
I JUST ASKED FOR ONE GODDAMN FAVOR AND IF YOU DONT WANT TO HELP KEEP YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE IN YOUR POCKET
kaydacake: